I will park in the handicapped spot and tell people to piss off.
I will play bingo on Tuesday nights, and curse when I do not win the state jackpot.
I will play Texas Hold 'Em on Thursday nights and make everyone wait while I decide how much to bet.
I will have big hair.
I will wear spandex pants and dance badly.
I will talk loudly about my trouble with arthritis.
I will buy tickets for the meat raffle and buy steak from the person who wins, because I never win anything.
I will brag about my nieces and nephew.
I will play pull-tabs and snarl when I only win $1.
I will go on Sunday nights to hear the live band and people-watch.
I will sit at the bar and drink my White Russians while telling stories about my "Army days".
I will laugh with my sisters when one of us trips on our walker.
I will reminisce about how time has flown
I will enjoy the company of good friends.
American Legion Post 39 is where I will go when I am old.