At 0915 this morning, the fickle finger of fate shoved itself right up my ass! Let me tell you that it was not pleasant. That said, let me also tell you that I will take advantage of unemployment INSURANCE, which I have filed for today. I will take advantage of that unemployment INSURANCE for as long as I need to.
I don't expect to need the unemployment INSURANCE for very long, because my intention is to find a another job; hopefully one that will pay me enough so I'll be able to continue to live in the same apartment that now houses my lumpy ass.
So, when you hear the numbers next week about how many people have filed for unemployment INSURANCE, know that they're counting me!